1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen, wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camara and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic; they open up again."
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Tell people that you can see their aura.
16. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.
17. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
18. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" Then back away slowly.
21. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
23. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24. Stare and grin at another passenger for awhile, then announce, "I have new socks on."
25. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
8.16.2008
Things To Do On An Elevator
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2 comments:
Hey I love this post. My bro & I were flying home from Tulsa this week & I was doing the "sniff someone ocassionally" one. It was hilarious.
Hey girlie came across your blog and had to say HI! =)
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